The headline reads: “Bears Make Themselves at Home in Florida Family’s House, Leave Remnants of Picnic Baskets Everywhere”
A Florida family is up in arms after their peaceful abode has been forcefully taken over by rowdy and destructive bears. The family, who were once living a tranquil life surrounded by the lush greenery of their wooded neighborhood, are now living in fear of the furry felines constantly invading their pad.
According to the family’s matriarch, the bears have been taking full advantage of their state-of-the-art picnic basket system and refrigerator; cunningly equipped to keep all foods at optimal temperature and accessibility for the bears to chow down at their leisure.
The bears, it seems, are never satisfied with just one course. Instead, they waltz right into the kitchen and help themselves to any snacks, drinks and even ice cream in the freezer, all whilst the family hides in their bedrooms, void of any hope of ever getting their sweet treats back.
The family’s backyard has now been transformed into a full-blown circus with bears enjoying the waterslide, the pool and even the trampoline. At times, it is as if the bears think they are part of the family and have all invited their friends for a bear party in the living room.
The homeowners’ insurance has not been too thrilled with the close proximity of the bears and are understandably concerned about the hank of damage that these frenzied furry beasts can cause. This has left the family caught between a rock and a hard place since, at this point, they may be forced to evict the bears and leave them homeless.
This brings their nightmare to a whole new level as now the bears have threatened lawsuits for wrongful eviction and want to take the house under eminent domain. This has caused the family to feel truly helpless and also deeply traumatized; they have already invested a considerable amount of money and effort into their home, only to see it taken over without any authority.
Until a solution can be found, the family is left seated in a cold sweat-filled limbo. They cannot leave their own home as they face the daunting prospect of being attacked by a mob of bears as soon as they step out the door. Instead, they are left to stare wistfully through the window at the rambunctious picnic-attacking bears, as they happily frolic in the backyard as if they own the place.
The county sheriff has called in a specialist to deal with this issue and has issued a firm warning to the bears to give up the stolen property and let the family live their peaceful lives once again. But this doesn’t seem to phase the bears at all, since they have now put in a request for property rights to the family’s bedrooms and bathrooms.
In the meantime, the bears continue with their unprecedented takeover, guaranteeing that there will be more pic-a-nic baskets put under siege and living room couches destroyed in the near future. With the family in disarray and the bears setting up a ‘bear-BNB’ in their house, perhaps the time has come for the authorities to take a firmer stance, otherwise, the family might need to get used to sleeping in the trees themselves like the bears do.
