“Breakthrough! Iranian Professor Proves Watermelons Can Be Stacked Vertically!”
In an unprecedented display of engineering prowess, an Iranian professor has set a new Guinness World Record by stacking not one, not two, but four watermelons vertically. Yes, you read that right – watermelons, those stubbornly spherical fruits that seem designed to spill in your grocery bag at the slightest jostle.
But this genius engineer was undaunted by the challenges posed by unwieldy produce. Armed with his trusty knife, he carved each watermelon into a precisely flattened surface, allowing for a snug, stable fit when stacked atop one another. And voila – four watermelons, standing tall like a fruity Jenga tower.
The professor’s feat has gained widespread media attention, and it’s not hard to see why. I mean, we’ve been stacking things on top of each other since the dawn of civilization – pyramids, skyscrapers, those trash piles in the corner of our bedrooms – but who knew watermelons could be elevated to such heights (literally)?
So what’s next for this enterprising engineer? Will he continue to revolutionize the field of watermelon stacking, pushing the boundaries of what we believe to be possible in our produce-based structures? Or will he set his sights even higher, aiming to stack not just four, but five, six, or even seven watermelons – the limits of fruit-based architecture not yet fully explored?
One thing’s for sure – the world will be watching, with bated breath, to see what groundbreaking accomplishments this visionary professor will achieve next. So here’s to you, oh master of watermelon stacking – thank you for showing us that the impossible is, in fact, possible (at least when it comes to balancing fruit on top of other fruit).
