Crocodile Mating Season Starts Early in Australia Thanks to Military Helicopters, Says Farm Owner
In a stunning display of nature’s mysterious ways, the owner of a crocodile farm in Australia has claimed that this year’s mating season started early – and it’s all thanks to the erotic presence of military helicopters.
Yes, you heard that right, folks. According to the owner, the sounds and vibrations of the helicopters passing overhead got the male crocs all hot and bothered, leading to an early start to their seasonal hanky-panky.
While we’re sure the military is thrilled to learn they’re unintentionally playing cupid to the local crocodile population, we can’t help but wonder what other unexpected consequences their activities might be having.
Perhaps the next time a bushfire breaks out, we’ll discover that it was sparked by the fiery passions of nearby kangaroos. Or maybe the sudden arrival of a heretofore undiscovered species of spider will be traced back to the heart-pounding excitement of an unexpected car alarm.
In all seriousness, however, we
