Dogs barked, humans screamed and police sirens blared as a peaceful yoga class in a community space in Britain suddenly became the victim of mistaken identity.
“What looked like a ritual mass murder” turned out to be a group meditation exercise, but not before local dog walkers mistook the session for a gory scene out of a horror movie. In a strange case of paranoia, pooches peed freely in fright and their owners fled the scene in a panic, later calling the police to report the gruesome crime they believed they had stumbled upon.
Local heroes, the cops, heroically responded to the call with a full-blown investigation that would put Sherlock Holmes to shame. Upon arriving, they found a group of calm yogis seated cross-legged, practicing their meditation techniques and feeling peaceful as ever.
The police initially thought the yogis might be trying to hide something, but upon closer inspection, they discovered that the group was simply trying to get in touch with their inner selves. They soon realized that the only thing that had been slaughtered that day was the group’s negative energy.
Nevertheless, the dog walkers remained stubborn, insisting that what they had witnessed was far more sinister than just
