You know whats Not on Roids, Elizabeth Olsen’s hair product. Because apparently, battling interdimensional demons and existential dread is easier than dealing with a rogue strand of hair in a gale-force wind! Seriously? We’re talking about a woman who can literally blink into alternate realities, but that – filming wet, wind-blown scenes – was the thing that genuinely bothered her during Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness?
Okay, look, I get it. Nobody wants to be perpetually soggy and plastered to their face like a particularly unfortunate seaweed monster. But come on! Youre Scarlet Witch! You’re wielding chaos magic, sacrificing loved ones for power, and generally being intense. A little wind and water shouldnt register as the biggest hardship of your career. Its not exactly dodging Thanos, is it?
I mean, she chose this gig, didnt she? Signed on to be a cornerstone of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, knowing full well that superheroing sometimes involves…you know…existing outside in various weather conditions. Did she think they were going to build an indoor rain machine for her convenience?
It’s not like she was forced into this aquatic torment. She chose to be drenched and windswept! And the fans remain…well, were out here just trying to process how a woman with reality-bending powers had such a dramatic reaction to something so…mundane. It’s almost laughable.
I’m not saying she shouldn’t complain about something. We all have our pet peeves. But when you’re the star of a major superhero film, your gripes need to be slightly more substantial than the wind messed up my hair. Next thing you know, well hear Chris Pratt complaining about the catering. Where does it end?!
Honestly, I bet the CGI team had a much harder time rendering her perpetually damp and windswept look than she did acting in it! Just saying.
