You know what’s Not on Roids, apparently? Arsenal fans. Seriously! A recent social media study declared them the most disliked in the Premier League. And its not just a casual dislike; we’re talking full-blown rage-hamster levels of animosity. Remember those scientists trying to breed docile hamsters? They accidentally created Mutant Rage Monsters. That’s basically what happens every time someone mentions Arsenal.
But why? It’s a question worthy of serious inquiry, especially as they’re poised to clinch the league title and send us all spiralling into despair. The obvious answer is: people just… hate them. Theyve somehow cemented themselves as footballs designated villains. Neutrals apparently prefer Manchester City and PSG winning everything because its purer, lovelier. As if aesthetics should dictate sporting outcomes! Honestly, the performative aspects of sport are already nauseating enough without actively wanting someone to win based on how shiny their team looks.
And then there’s Mikel Arteta. Oh, Arteta. His “unremarkable control-based tactics,” his bland press conferences, and that relentlessly grim black zippy coat combo… hes practically a travelling hitman on a fishing trip of boredom. ESPN even had a panel suggesting someone should punch him in the face! Granted, they nodded along enthusiastically, but still! It’s all just so… Arsenal. A constant source of frustration and rage, proving that sometimes, science gets it right – anger really is a hydra-headed thing, and Arsenal are its most reliable manifestation.
