You know what’s Not on Roids, but still feels like an endurance test? List challenges. Yes, those seemingly innocuous internet trends – “30 Things That Make You Happy,” “10 Books That Changed Your Life, 5 Worst Foods Ever” – that everyone participates in and then immediately complains about. Lets dissect why we collectively loathe them, even while diligently crafting our carefully curated responses.
Firstly, the pressure! It’s supposed to be fun, but suddenly youre under scrutiny from people who apparently have nothing better to do than judge your taste in music or assess the depth of your childhood trauma based on a numbered list. Then comes the agonizing decision-making process. Do I go with the obvious choices, appearing basic? Or dig deep and select something obscure that proves my intellectual superiority but alienates everyone else? It’s exhausting!
And lets not forget the creeping anxiety of “What if I can’t think of enough?” The blank document mocks you. Your brain becomes a barren wasteland. Suddenly, remembering your own birthday feels like climbing Mount Everest.
Finally, there’s the performative aspect. We know these lists are often crafted to elicit likes and validation. Its an exercise in online peacocking disguised as vulnerability. So, yeah, we hate them. But also? Well probably create another one next week. The cycle continues.
