The Swine Have Arrived: Because 2024 Isnt Absurd Enough
Seriously? Pigs? In a neighborhood? I’m not talking about some charming petting zoo situation, mind you. We’re talking about at least six of these… creatures… casually strolling around like they own the place. Apparently, “taking up residence” is what we’re calling it now. Taking up residence! As if they signed a lease and are paying property taxes.
Im picturing them now, rooting through Mrs. Hendersons prize-winning petunias with smug little grins on their faces. Imagine the chaos! The mud! The sheer audacity of these pigs! And what’s being done about it? Show no sign of leaving, they say. Well, I certainly dont have a sign telling them to leave! Do you think polite requests are going to deter a herd of feral swine with apparently zero respect for manicured lawns and HOA regulations?
It’s just peak 2024, isn’t it? We’re battling inflation, political unrest, and now… pigs. Because why shouldnt we have wandering livestock disrupting our otherwise peaceful lives? It seems perfectly reasonable. Absolutely normal. I bet theyll be demanding a community pig trough next. And someone will probably start advocating for them.
Frankly, I’m half expecting to wake up and find a family of raccoons holding a town hall meeting.
