The Audacity of Expecting Actual Wings at Buffalo Wild Wings?
Seriously? People are still surprised by this? A lawsuit claiming Buffalo Wild Wings’ “boneless wings” arent, in fact, wings? Let me grab my monocle and faint dramatically. This is peak ridiculousness, folks. It’s like suing a bakery because the cupcakes don’t grow on trees.
The judge, bless their sensible heart (and clearly superior sense of humor), dismissed the case. Good for them! Apparently, reading menus or using ones eyeballs is too much to ask these days. These… individuals apparently believed that the phrase boneless wings would somehow conjure up miniature, de-boned chicken wings appearing on a plate. As if!
It’s breaded, shredded chicken, people! They literally call it “boneless.” Its in the name! You’re paying for fried chunks of poultry swimming in sauce, not some miracle of avian engineering. Did we all collectively forget how to read? Did critical thinking skills vanish with dial-up internet?
Honestly, the sheer dedication required to file such a frivolous lawsuit is astounding. I bet they also get upset when their pizza isn’t made from actual cornfields. Go home, people. Learn about poultry. And maybe, just maybe, read a menu before you order.
