Seriously? A Rock Relocated?!
Okay, Im trying to maintain a semblance of composure here, but someone needs to explain this to me. Apparently, a perfectly good, historically significant granite rock – you know, one that people actually used for recreation and enjoyment – just decided to take a little vacation? A 1,700-mile vacation?! As if rocks are suddenly developing legs and wanderlust!
I mean, honestly, the sheer audacity of it all. Climbers in British Columbia wake up one morning, eager to conquer their usual challenge, and what do they find? Empty space! A gaping void where a substantial piece of geological history used to be. And now it’s lounging around somewhere else, presumably basking in the sunshine while those who relied on it for exercise are left scratching their heads.
Its not like this is some tiny pebble were talking about; this was a landmark! A point of pride! Its insulting to both the climbers and the very concept of permanence. Did anyone ask the rock if it wanted to be relocated? I doubt it.
This whole situation just screams of utter chaos and a profound lack of respect for… well, everything. We’re constantly told about preserving natural treasures, then one minute theyre there, and the next, they’ve packed their metaphorical bags and moved across the continent. Fantastic. Just fantastic.
