A Peacock? Seriously?!
Right, because Tennessee didnt have enough weirdness already. A peacock. A peacock. Wandering around near a real estate office. Honestly, is this what we’ve sunk to? Are we now competing with Florida for bizarre animal sightings? I mean, seriously, did someone just decide to release their exotic pet like it’s some sort of feathered confetti bomb?
And the mystery! The mystery of its origins! As if anyone bothered to inquire about permits or ownership before unleashing a glorified dustpan onto our unsuspecting community. Probably some influencer wanting clout, I bet. Look at me, I liberated a peacock! Please. Just liberate your common sense while you’re at it.
Im sure the real estate agents are thrilled. Trying to lure in prospective buyers with the promise of…what? A feathered showstopper disrupting open houses and potentially pooping on the landscaping? Charming property, features a free, albeit loud, avian companion! Its just brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
I fully expect a unicorn to appear next week, followed by a rogue badger wearing a tiny hat. Because why not? The bar has been officially lowered to subterranean levels. I need a strong beverage and a very long nap.
