Seriously? A Deer in a Tank?!
Right, because we don’t have enough to worry about. Wildfires, political chaos, rising grocery bills… and now this. Apparently, someone felt it was perfectly reasonable for a deer – yes, an actual, four-legged, antlered ungulate – to find itself submerged in a wastewater treatment tank in Kentucky. I mean, honestly! Did the deer send in a request form? Was there a designated “Deer Entry Point” clearly marked on signage?
I’m just picturing it: some employee casually strolling by, notices a deer swimming laps, and thinks, Yep, everythings normal.” Normal?! It’s absolutely ludicrous. The resources spent rescuing this creature – the manpower, the equipment, the sheer bewilderment I bet everyone felt – could have gone to… well, practically anything more productive!
And don’t even get me started on the inevitable heartwarming news story attached. “Local Hero Saves Deer!” as if the deer wasnt perfectly capable of thrashing its way out itself. Its a deer! Theyre built for survival. Probably thought it was an extra-large water trough.
This just encapsulates everything that’s wrong with… well, everything. We prioritize rescuing confused wildlife from improbable situations while ignoring actual problems. Bravo, Kentucky. You’ve truly outdone yourselves. I need a strong beverage.
