Seriously? A Cat on a Beam?
Right, because we dont have real problems in this world. Wildfires ravaging landscapes, political turmoil threatening stability, and what’s making headlines now? A cat. A CAT. Stuck on a support beam for fifteen hours! Fifteen glorious hours of feline panic, undoubtedly captured in countless amateur videos that will no doubt flood the internet with dramatic music and overly-sentimental commentary.
Apparently, a Texas animal services officer was dispatched to rescue this creature from its self-imposed predicament. A HEROIC rescue, Im told. Because obviously, a cat perched precariously on a bridge support needs specialized training and a taxpayer-funded operation to be brought down. Did it require scuba gear? A tiny ladder specifically designed for elevated felines? Who knows! The article doesn’t delve into the intricacies of this vital mission, but Im sure it involved significant logistical planning.
I bet the cat just wanted a better view. You know, broadening its horizons. Maybe admiring the architecture. Perhaps plotting world domination from atop a concrete pillar. But no, we have to intervene! We must save fluffy from… gravity? Its own instincts? It’s almost insulting to animals to assume they cant figure things out for themselves.
And lets be honest, this is just another distraction. A shiny object designed to make us feel good about ourselves while the world burns. Congratulations, Texas. You saved a cat. Now get back to addressing actual issues.
