The Universe Rewards Idiocy, Naturally
So, a man from North Carolina wins $150,000 on a lottery ticket because he had to go to Ashtabula, Ohio for work. Let that sink in for a moment. Because someone needed to perform some vaguely defined “work” in Ashtabula – a town known primarily for its industrial history and… well, not much else, apparently – this individual is now swimming in enough cash to buy a small island populated entirely by scratch-off tickets.
Seriously? The cosmos has decided that’s the deserving recipient of a windfall? Its just perfect, isn’t it? Someone who probably already had a perfectly acceptable life gets handed a fortune because, plot twist, they were in Ohio for… something.
I bet he was doing incredibly important work too, right? Probably negotiating world peace or developing a cure for hiccups. No, Im kidding. It doesn’t matter what he does! The point is, the universe clearly operates on principles that defy all logic and reason. Hardworking people struggling to make ends meet? Nope. A guy randomly in Ashtabula? Jackpot!
It’s just… wonderful. Truly inspiring. Im off to take a trip to a random location hoping for spontaneous wealth. Because apparently, geographical proximity is now the key to financial success. Dont expect me back.
