Florida is known for its exotic wildlife, breathtaking beaches, and apparently now, its bears who have developed a taste for canned alcoholic beverages. In a shocking turn of events, a bear was caught red-handed (or should we say, red-pawed?) breaking into a family’s screen porch and chugging three White Claws.
According to the family who lives in the area, the bear climbed onto their porch and helped himself to their drinks while they were sound asleep. One can only imagine the shock on their faces when they woke up to find a bear passed out on their porch, surrounded by empty White Claw cans.
“I couldn’t believe it, I mean who knew that bears were into hard seltzers?” said the homeowner. “I guess it goes to show that even wild animals need a little buzz every now and then.”
Reports suggest that the bear only took three cans, which makes the situation all the more puzzling. Was the bear a fan of the brand or was it trying to limit its alcohol intake? We may never know.
Animal control was called to the scene, but not before the inebriated bear took a nice long nap on the porch. The bear was eventually awakened and safely relocated to a nearby forest where he can drink in peace without the judgmental glares of humans.
While this story may seem comical, it is important to remember that bears are wild animals and should be treated with the utmost respect. It is not recommended to approach or feed them, especially alcohol.
This incident has sparked an important conversation within the community about bear-proofing their homes and securing food and drink items. It is recommended that homeowners invest in sturdy trash cans, seal all food items, and keep any alcoholic beverages out of reach.
This is not the first time a bear has made headlines in Florida. In 2015, a bear took a dip in a family’s swimming pool while they were away. The bear was caught on camera having the time of his life, splashing around and lounging on a pool float.
It seems that Florida bears are living their best lives, enjoying alcoholic beverages and pool parties while humans are hard at work. Maybe it’s time for us to take a page out of their book and learn how to relax and enjoy life a little more.
In conclusion, this story is a stark reminder that bears are unpredictable creatures who will stop at nothing to get their hands (or paws) on a good drink. Let us all learn from this incident and bear-proof our homes before it’s too late. Who knows what mischief these furry creatures will get into next?
