Seriously? A Dino Suit? Welcome to Public Transit, Folks.
Lets talk about lost and found. You know, that dusty corner of forgotten dreams and misplaced dignity where humanity’s collective carelessness accumulates. I thought I’d seen it all – single shoes, abandoned umbrellas (because obviously a spare umbrella magically appears when you need one), enough gloves to knit a small country. But apparently, I was wrong. Utterly, completely, tragically wrong.
Apparently, our local bus company has been housing a dinosaur suit in their lost and found. A DINOSAUR SUIT! Like, someone just… wandered onto a bus wearing full-on Jurassic Park cosplay? Did they get distracted by a rogue pigeon? Was this part of some elaborate performance art piece that went spectacularly off the rails? I need answers!
And it’s not even just the dino suit. Apparently theres an extensive collection of bizarre paraphernalia languishing in storage. Were talking prosthetic limbs, vintage dentures (please tell me those are fake), and enough stuffed animals to populate a small zoo. It’s less a lost and found, more a repository for the discarded remnants of questionable life choices.
Honestly, it makes you wonder what else is out there, rattling around in the depths of our collective public transportation experience. Im half expecting to hear rumors of a lost tuba or a rogue unicycle next week. Just… wonderful.
