Really? An Inflatable Dinosaur? People, Seriously?
Honestly, at this point, Im not even surprised. But a British bus company releasing their lost and found inventory for the year? And it includes an inflatable dinosaur costume? It’s just…peak human absurdity, isn’t it? Apparently, alongside the usual parade of gloves, umbrellas (because apparently nobody can manage to hold onto those anymore), and forgotten shopping lists, someone managed to misplace a full-sized Tyrannosaurus Rex.
I mean, where does one even begin to explain that? Was this person on their way to a particularly elaborate costume party? Did they just decide, mid-journey, You know what? Im done with public transport. A dinosaur is clearly the superior mode of conveyance? And who, precisely, felt it was acceptable to board a bus wearing such an unwieldy garment?
It’s not like we’re talking about a misplaced scarf here; this is an inflatable dinosaur! It takes up space, draws attention, and probably obstructs views. And yet, someone considered it perfectly reasonable public transportation attire. I swear, the priorities of humankind are utterly baffling. This just reinforces my belief that weve collectively lost our minds. I’m half expecting to hear about a rogue bouncy castle next.
And frankly, Im tired of being amazed by peoples utter lack of common sense.
