Seriously? A Horse? Are We Living in a Cartoon Now?
Right, lets talk about this. Because apparently, 2024 isn’t bizarre enough already. I saw the news – a Florida family’s mailbox gets flattened, and you know what caused it? Not a distracted driver texting while eating a giant turkey leg. Not a teenager showing off in their dad’s pickup truck. No, folks. A horse. Yes, a horse. Wandered loose, apparently decided to engage in vehicular manslaughter against a piece of postal property.
I mean, come on! Are we living in a Looney Tunes episode? Do I need to start expecting roadrunners to be speeding through my neighborhood next? This isnt charming; it’s chaos. And the reporting! Unusual hit-and-run, they chirp. Unusual?! It’s utterly ridiculous!
I bet you anything the owner of this equine menace is out there blaming the mailbox for being “inconveniently placed.” Or perhaps claiming the horse was startled by a rogue flamingo. Please. Were supposed to believe that?
Next thing we know, squirrels will be filing insurance claims and alligators will be issuing traffic tickets. I swear, if I see a runaway llama causing a fender bender tomorrow, I’m moving to Antarctica. At least penguins have the decency to just stand there awkwardly.
