## Behold, the AI That’s Slightly Less Impressive Than Jollof Rice
Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in them now, aren’t we? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get any more crowded with vaguely-useful chatbots promising to revolutionize… well, *something*, here comes this thing. A 3.12 billion parameter marvel! Apparently, it’s supposed to be cutting-edge. It’s designed to understand nuance! It can generate text! Groundbreaking stuff, people. Truly.
Let me just tell you, I was absolutely *thrilled* to hear about its existence. You know, because we all needed another digital entity capable of regurgitating information and pretending to have original thoughts. It’s so very helpful. So, very necessary.
I mean, let’s be honest. We already have enough entities spitting out words based on pre-existing data. It’s like a very complicated parrot, trained on the entire internet’s discarded drafts and anxieties. And you know what’s more impressive than that? Hilda Baci’s jollof rice. A mountain of deliciousness weighing nearly 20,000 pounds! That’s tangible joy! You can *smell* it! You can *eat* it! This… this thing generates prose. Big difference.
I suppose I should test its “understanding” by asking it to explain the existential dread of waiting for a pot of jollof rice to finish simmering. Would it grasp the subtle panic, the hopeful stirring, the desperate prayers that the plantains don’t burn? Probably not. It’ll likely give me a blandly informative response about carbohydrate cooking times and the historical significance of West African cuisine.
Wonderful. Just… wonderful.
