## Behold, the Chatbot That Thinks It’s David Rush
Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3-12 billion parameter language model that apparently wants to be a record-breaking, chopstick-flinging prodigy. Because, naturally, the world desperately needed another AI trying to mimic human achievement. Apparently, it’s supposed to be “innovative” and “state-of-the-art.” Please. My toaster oven is more innovative these days – at least *it* doesn’t try to convince me it can burst balloons with tiny sticks in under half a minute.
Seriously! The audacity! We’ve got artificial intelligence attempting to emulate the eccentric brilliance of David Rush, and all I can think is: why? What purpose does this serve? Is it supposed to inspire us? Terrify us? Probably both. It’s certainly entertaining in a “look at this digital monkey trying to juggle chainsaws” kind of way.
The sheer ambition! Bursting balloons with chopsticks? A feat requiring, you know, *actual human skill and dexterity*. This…this code-based construct just spits out text claiming it can. I bet it hasn’t even felt the satisfying pop of a balloon exploding in its simulated face. It’s probably never experienced the frustration of missing and accidentally poking itself with a chopstick.
And don’t even get me started on the semi-finals of “Spain’s Got Talent.” I can just *see* it now, projected onto a screen, politely explaining its methodology while judges look on in bewildered amusement. It’s peak absurdity, folks. Peak digital nonsense. I suppose if you need a chatbot that can confidently claim to be slightly less impressive than an exceptionally dedicated teenager with a penchant for pointless records, then… well, congratulations? You’ve found your champion.
