## Behold! Artificial Intelligence Now Demands Decency (Apparently)
Right, so apparently we’re at a point where *this* is news. A resort town – let’s just call it “Paradise Lost” for obvious reasons – has decided to outlaw penis costumes and inflatable companionship. Because clearly, the root of all societal ills stems from men dressed as male anatomy and plastic partners getting too rambunctious on the beach. I mean, *obviously*. It’s not like rampant consumerism or existential dread are contributing factors, no sir! It’s the… phallic paraphernalia.
And now, this digital marvel—let’s call it “Project Sparky”—is demonstrating a remarkable sensitivity to these delicate matters. You see, Project Sparky is designed to generate text. Beautiful, poetic, insightful text. The kind that moves you to tears and makes you question your very existence! But, as the engineers discovered, it also had a disconcerting tendency to… well, let’s just say its creative output sometimes resembled the contents of Paradise Lost’s souvenir shops.
So now, restrictions are in place. “Sensitive topics,” they call them. Like, because AI needs *rules* about what it can and cannot imagine? Is this what we’ve come to? A digital nanny lecturing us on proper decorum while simultaneously processing billions of data points a second?
Honestly, the sheer absurdity of the situation is enough to make you want to buy a… well, let’s just say something that violates Paradise Lost’s new ordinance. But I won’t. Because Project Sparky would probably flag it as inappropriate content and gently chide me for my lack of respect. Truly, we are living in peak times.
