## Behold! A Clover With More Leaves Than Common Sense
Seriously? A 63-leaf clover? Someone, *please* tell me this isn’t a sign of the impending apocalypse. Because if a humble plant can achieve that level of botanical absurdity, what’s next? Squirrels filing taxes? Pigeons demanding representation in parliament? I shudder to contemplate it.
Apparently, this Japanese gentleman—blessed (or cursed) with finding such an anomaly—is now basking in the glow of worldwide fame. He’s holding his extra-leafed wonder aloft like a trophy! A *clover* trophy! You know what’s truly lucky? Having enough time to not spend it obsessing over a plant mutation.
It’s just…peak modern existence, isn’t it? We chase after the statistically improbable with the fervor of teenagers at a Taylor Swift concert. “Look! A four-leaf clover!” *Yawn*. Now we have something that would make a hydra jealous. I bet he’s already trademarking “63-Leaf Clover Luck™” or something equally ridiculous.
And don’t even get me started on the inevitable wave of people now tearing up their lawns in search of these leafy monstrosities. Imagine the back pain! The frustration! All for a tiny piece of vegetation that probably tastes like grass clippings and disappointment.
The world is burning, climate change is real, and we’re collectively losing our minds over…a clover. A *very* green, very extra clover. I’m just here wondering if the sheer improbability of this situation isn’t actually a warning. Perhaps the universe is trying to tell us something with its increasingly bizarre floral displays. Probably not, though. It’s probably just laughing at us.
