## Behold! Cornucopia of Chaos – Because, Of Course
Oh, joy. Just *peachy*. Another day, another headline so perfectly absurd it makes you question everything. A semi truck, naturally, because why wouldn’t a vehicle designed to haul massive quantities of anything be involved, overturned in Colorado and unleashed a veritable avalanche of corn upon the unsuspecting populace? And the local authorities, bless their hearts, decided that instead of, I don’t know, *disposing* of this sudden bounty, they would hand it out for free. Free! As if we haven’t all been inundated with enough free stuff to build a second house.
It’s just…perfectly emblematic of the world, isn’t it? A disaster, a mess, an utter disruption of logistics – and the solution is *more* corn. Because what else are you going to do with thousands upon thousands of ears of perfectly good, albeit highway-scattered, maize? Obviously, give them away! Let’s all celebrate the inherent chaos by shucking our way to a collective carbohydrate coma.
I’m sure this carefully considered and undeniably brilliant strategy will solve all economic woes and foster community spirit. Because nothing says “neighborly goodwill” like awkwardly accepting corn from someone who witnessed its dramatic, vehicular arrival on the pavement. I can already picture it: potlucks overflowing with cornbread, cob-filled landfills, and a generation of children traumatized by the sheer volume of yellow kernels they’ve been forced to consume.
Seriously though. A semi truck full of corn. It’s almost too much. Almost. But knowing our luck, next week it will be pumpkins. And then we can all just drown in seasonal produce. Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.
