Ontario Police Urgently Searching for the “A-maaaa-zing” Owner of Escaped Goats
In a bizarre turn of events, Ontario Police are on the hunt for the owner of two rogue goats that decided to go on a wild and totally unsupervised adventure in the eastern part of the province. Apparently, the goats had been living their best lives until they stumbled upon a poor, unsuspecting jogger and decided to give her a “baaaad” time.
Reports indicate that the jogger was minding her own business, fully immersed in her workout when out of nowhere, the goats appeared and started to run alongside her. According to witnesses, the goats were clearly little terrors and seemed to take sheer delight in the panic they caused.
One passerby who managed to record the entire fiasco stated, “I couldn’t believe my eyes. These goats were running faster than some people I know and seemed to be having the time of their lives. And the poor jogger! She was completely caught off guard and ran for dear life. It was quite the spectacle.”
As soon as the Ontario Police became aware of this goat-gone-wrong scenario, they quickly sprang into action. Thanks to their extensive knowledge and experience with wild goats, they were able to round up the deviant duo with minimal effort. But, they hit a roadblock when trying to locate the owner of the goats, who had clearly shirked their responsibility for far too long.
“This is a real head-scratcher,” says Officer Berg, who was on the scene during the goat roundup. “We’re usually good at our jobs, but we can’t seem to find the person responsible for these two little hooligans. It’s like they don’t even care that their goats were running rampant and causing chaos.”
The Ontario Police are now reaching out to the public, asking them to come forward with any information that can lead to the owner of the goats. They warn that the owner may face consequence for their neglectful behavior, stating that “this isn’t the Wild West, and we just can’t have goats running wherever they please.”
Locals who have seen the goats wandering around unsupervised have also expressed their concern, noting that while the goats are amusing to watch, they pose a real threat to the community’s safety. One area resident told reporters that “these goats need to be corralled and contained before they cause any more mayhem. It’s just not funny anymore.”
As for the goats themselves, they are currently in custody and being well taken care of. However, it remains unknown if they will be returned to their owner or put up for adoption to a more responsible caretaker.
In the meantime, the Ontario Police are urging all pet owners to take their responsibilities seriously and keep their animals safely contained. As Officer Berg put it, “Every animal deserves a safe and secure home. We don’t want anyone else to become a victim of escaped goats or any other uncontrolled pets.”
So there you have it, folks. The hunt for the “a-maaaa-zing” goat owner continues, and the search is on!
