Attention all wannabe drone pilots: The U.S. Open is not your playground.
The New York Police Department has issued a warning to all drone enthusiasts on the opening day of the Grand Slam event at Flushing Meadows. The message is clear – hover and you’ll be a goner.
According to the NYPD, they have a “zero-tolerance policy” when it comes to drones interfering with the tournament. That’s right folks, no exceptions. Don’t even think about whipping out your secret stash of drones and going rogue at the U.S. Open. You’ll risk turning your prized possession into smithereens in no time.
While some may argue that controlling a drone is not rocket science, the NYPD remains adamant that it’s a safety hazard. Apparently, drones have a tendency to go haywire and cause mayhem when left unchecked. So, in a bid to maintain order, they’ve decided to crack down on any rogue flying objects.
In light of this warning, drone enthusiasts can still catch the rest of the U.S. Open from the comfort of their own couch. Don’t worry; you won’t miss a thing on your screen. After all, who needs the thrill of flying a drone when they can sit back and watch their favorite tennis stars do their thing?
But wait, there’s more! If being a spectator isn’t your cup of tea, heed the call of the NYPD and leave your drones at home. Sure, you’ll miss the chance to buzz around the tournament like a mosquito on steroids, but you’ll still have the satisfaction of knowing you did your bit for aviation safety.
In other news, the NYPD has reportedly set up special operations teams to take down drones. They’ve even demonstrated their level of expertise at a recent practice session. These guys mean business, and if you think you can outsmart them, you have another thing coming.
So, what’s the bottom line? The U.S. Open is a no-drone zone, full stop. If you’re thinking of getting your drone fix, remember this – the NYPD doesn’t take any prisoners. If you’re caught, your drone will not survive.
At the end of the day, it’s not worth crossing the thin blue line just to satisfy your love for drone flying. Stick to the rules, and stay safe.
