Man Bids Tearful Farewell to Beloved 1991 Geo Metro by Squashing it with Giant Pumpkin
In a touching and definitely not over-the-top display of affection for his trusty 1991 Geo Metro, a man from Utah bid adieu to his beloved vehicle in a truly smashing fashion. With tears welling up in his eyes and a lump in his throat, he decided that the most fitting send-off for the car that had dutifully served him for 35 long years was a massive 1,917-pound pumpkin dropped from the dizzying height of nearly 14 stories.
“It was a bittersweet moment for me,” the man reportedly said, holding back sobs as he watched the pumpkin hurtle towards his cherished car. “Farewell, old friend. You may be gone, but you will forever have a place in my heart and in the form of pumpkin pulp splattered across the pavement.”
The onlookers, who had gathered in anticipation of witnessing this heartfelt moment of car-cide, were reportedly moved to tears by the sheer spectacle of the event. Many were seen dabbing at their eyes with tissues, overcome by the sheer emotion of the situation
