Rhode Island Animal Control Officers Beg Residents to Stop Chasing Fugitive Pig
Residents of one Rhode Island town are on the hunt…for a pig. Yes, you read that right. A pig. In what can only be described as a “bacon-runner” situation, animal control officers have issued a plea to residents to stop chasing the fugitive swine.
The porky perpetrator has been on the loose since earlier this week when it reportedly escaped its pen. Sightings of the pig have been reported throughout the town, leading to a frenzied game of “catch me if you can” between residents and the speedy sow.
But this isn’t a laughing matter, folks – this pig is dangerous. It may look cute and cuddly, but it’s a wild animal. Animal control officers are warning residents not to approach or chase the pig, no matter how tempting it may be to wrangle that little piggy.
“This pig may seem like it’s just out for a good time, but it’s important to remember that it’s still a wild animal,” said local animal control officer, Sue Swine. “Chasing it will only make it more scared and could even lead to an attack.”
Despite the warnings, however, some residents insist on chasing the rogue pig. “It’s like a real-life game of Angry Birds!” exclaimed one local resident who has spent hours trying to catch the elusive animal.
Others, however, are taking a more serious approach. “This pig needs to be caught and brought back to its owners,” said another resident. “It’s not about the excitement of the chase – it’s about ensuring the safety of our community.”
So far, animal control officers have had little success capturing the pig. It’s believed to be hiding in nearby woods, where it is difficult to locate. Officers are asking residents to report any sightings of the pig and to refrain from taking matters into their own hands.
“We understand that everyone wants to be a hero and catch the pig,” said Swine. “But we really need residents to leave this to the professionals. We don’t want anyone to get hurt.”
In the meantime, residents are advised to keep an eye out for the pig and to stay away if they see it. Remember, folks – when it comes to chasing pigs, there’s no such thing as bringing home the bacon.
