**BREAKING: DONKEY GANG BUSTED IN SAN DIEGO!**
In a daring daytime raid, California authorities swooped in to apprehend a notorious gang of 11 rogue donkeys that had been terrorizing the normally quiet San Diego County industrial park. The marauding mules, estimated to be between 3 and 10 years old, had been running amok for weeks, leaving a trail of trampled trash cans, ravaged landscaping, and bewildered office workers in their wake.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “absolute chaos” as the donkeys, allegedly led by a feisty leader named “Brayden,” were seen galloping down Industrial Boulevard, kicking over dumpsters and sending startled pedestrians scurrying for cover.
“It was like they owned the place,” said local business owner, Jane Doe. “I mean, I’ve seen some wild things in my time, but this was something else. I was like, ‘Is this a prank? Is this a movie shoot?’ But nope, just a bunch of donkeys causing chaos.”
The San Diego County Sheriff’s Department, assisted by local animal control officers, launched a massive manhunt – or rather, donkey hunt – and finally corralled the errant equines in a vacant parking lot.
When asked about the operation, Sheriff Bob Smith quipped, “We’ve got a real problem on our hands here. I mean, who needs a gang of marauding teenagers when you’ve got a gang of marauding donkeys?”
The donkeys, now safely in custody, are facing charges of public nuisances, trespassing, and “being generally a bit too extra.” Authorities are currently seeking their owners, who are believed to be hiding in the nearby hills, cackling maniacally as they plan their next move.
In the meantime, residents of San Diego County can rest easy knowing that the donkey menace has been brought under control. But rumors are already circulating about a possible donkey uprising in neighboring Tijuana…
