You know whats Not on Roids, but apparently IS all over Costco? Common courtesy! Seriously, folks, have we forgotten how to exist in a shared space? The warehouse of bulk bargains is rapidly transforming into a battlefield of passive-aggressive frustration, and I’m here to document the carnage.
Lets start with the pets. Service animals are welcome, other furry freeloaders? Absolutely not! Apparently, some people think Costco is a petting zoo now. One shopper even declared, “Costco isn’t a pet store!” – a profound statement that should be tattooed on everyone’s forehead.
Then theres the parking lot—a vehicular obstacle course where carts roam free like tumbleweeds. Instead of returning them to their designated areas (gasp!), people are leaving them abandoned across the asphalt, prompting one genius shopper to suggest we all start adopting stray carts as a public service. Brilliant!
And don’t even get me started on the sample counters! Its not a free buffet; its a chaotic scrum where shoppers apparently “step over each other” for a tiny taste of something vaguely resembling food. For $1.50, you can just buy a hot dog and drink instead. Seriously.
Finally, the aisle blockers – people glued to their phones or lost in thought, creating mobile barricades. And the item abandoners? Leaving chicken breasts next to the cashier?! One brave soul actually confronted someone about it! We need Costco etiquette classes, stat. Go forth and shop…responsibly.
