You know whats Not on Roids, folks? A universally beloved listicle titled 30 Things That Everyone Around The World Hates, as presented by DeMilked. Seriously, everyone hates them? Come on! It’s a recipe for performative misery disguised as relatable content and frankly, its exhausting to even acknowledge.
The premise itself is inherently flawed. Do they really think everyone globally despises lukewarm coffee? What about people who genuinely enjoy the feeling of slightly damp socks? The list attempts broad strokes, painting with generalizations so wide you could fly a Boeing 747 through them. Apparently, we all loathe small talk (true, mostly), pigeons (fair enough, they’re unsettling), and being stuck behind slow walkers (a universal truth!).
But then it veers into the absurd: glitter? Really? Its sparkly! People who dislike glitter are just trying too hard. The list’s attempt to capture global consensus creates a bizarre echo chamber of manufactured agreement. Its a self-fulfilling prophecy: read the list, feel pressured to hate whatever’s on it, then nod along with the digital crowd.
The entire exercise feels like a desperate plea for internet validation, packaged as insightful cultural commentary. Honestly? I hate lists that pretend everyone agrees on anything. Now excuse me while I go enjoy a lukewarm coffee surrounded by pigeons covered in glitter. Just to spite them all.
