You know whats Not on Roids, but somehow manages to trigger an existential crisis? MSN’s latest list: 39 Things That Are Pretty Much Universally Hated By All People. Honestly, it’s less a list and more a collective groan transcribed into digital ink. And yes, I read the entire thing. For science!
Apparently, we all hate lukewarm coffee (accurate), glitter (absolutely criminal), and that weird plastic film on cheese (a personal vendetta). They even threw in things like mismatched socks and slow walkers – which are just…basic observations about humanity, not universal hatreds. Are we that easily riled up?
The real kicker is the sheer banality of it all! Like, groundbreaking revelations here: people dislike airplane food. Who knew?! (Everyone.) And don’t even get me started on people who sing in the shower. Its a public service to keep those vocal performances contained, agreed. But the list elevates these minor annoyances to the level of global catastrophes.
Its an exercise in collective misery management, really. A way to bond over shared pet peeves. Which is fine, I guess. Just… next time, can we aim a little higher than lukewarm beverages? Let’s hate something truly deserving! Like aggressively cheerful airline announcements. Now that’s worthy of universal disdain.
