The Universe Rewards Idiocy, Apparently
Seriously? A Texas man? Maryland? Two million dollars? Is this a joke? Because frankly, the universe is already operating on a level of absurdity that requires comedic commentary just to maintain sanity. Now we’re supposed to celebrate this…this…random act of statistical improbability?
Lets break it down: A man travels to another state – because apparently, Texas lottery tickets aren’t good enough anymore – and stumbles upon fortune. Its the kind of narrative they trot out in cheesy movies when they need a plot twist involving a plucky underdog. Except this isnt heartwarming; its infuriating!
Meanwhile, Im over here diligently paying my taxes, contributing to society, and generally trying not to be a burden on anyone, and he gets handed two million dollars for… what? Existing in the right place at the right time while presumably ordering barbecue or admiring the Chesapeake Bay. Fantastic. Just fantastic.
I’m sure hell use it wisely. Probably buy a solid gold statue of himself feeding pigeons. Because that’s just how these things go, isn’t it? The universe clearly has a twisted sense of humor, and I’m not laughing. Not even a little bit.
