Seriously? A Kitten With Extra Ears is Viral Fame?
Let’s just pause for a moment, shall we? Apparently, the internets collective brainpower has peaked with a kitten possessing…more ears than usual. Yes, you read that right. We’re celebrating an animal anomaly as if it’s solved world hunger. Because, clearly, what we needed was another reason to scroll mindlessly through pictures of cute animals online.
I mean, congratulations to the little guy! Hes got extra cartilage. It’s a marvel. A testament to…something? I honestly can’t even begin to articulate the brilliance here. The sheer innovation of nature producing a kitten with an additional set of ears deserves a Nobel Prize, apparently.
And the foster agency is basking in this manufactured spotlight. Viral fame! they proclaim. How utterly delightful for them! They get free publicity while a tiny creature who just wants some food and cuddles becomes a meme. Because thats exactly what’s best for him. It’s not like there are actual kittens languishing in shelters, desperately needing homes. No, we need to focus on the one with the extra ears!
I suppose I should be happy. Happy that our society values novelty over substance. Happy that a slightly deformed kitten is now more important than addressing systemic issues within the foster care system itself. Truly inspiring.
