The Boneless Wing Saga: Because Apparently We Have Nothing Better to Do
Seriously? A lawsuit over boneless wings? Folks, I’m officially done. Done with this level of absurdity. This Chicago man, bless his heart (or perhaps curse it), actually believed Buffalo Wild Wings was somehow deceiving customers by calling their chicken tenders “boneless wings.” As if we all wandered into those sports bars, completely ignorant of the culinary landscape, expecting actual bones to be involved!
The judge, wisely, dismissed the case. Because, you know, common sense still exists somewhere in this chaotic world. Its a marketing term! A catchy phrase! It sells more tenders! Were we all supposed to just… nod and accept “deboned chicken pieces” as the official nomenclature? Where does the madness end? Will someone sue a bakery for calling something a cupcake when it’s clearly in a wrapper?
Im not even mad at Buffalo Wild Wings. They are capitalizing on our collective gullibility, absolutely. But this plaintiff? He’s actively contributing to the erosion of reason. This is what we spend court time and taxpayer money on now? Lets all go home and re-evaluate our priorities while I drown my sorrows in a mountain of… boneless wings.
