Three Bikes on a Log: The Peak of Human Achievement in Eureka, Montana
Seriously? Three bikes. On a log. This is what’s consuming the collective brainpower of Eureka, Montana? I drove past yesterday and there it was – a small crowd huddled around a perfectly ordinary log with three bicycles casually leaning against it. People were taking pictures! Posting them online! Acting like weve just witnessed the unveiling of a lost Michelangelo masterpiece!
It’s bikes. On a log. We’re not talking about solving world hunger here, folks. This isn’t groundbreaking art. It’s… lazy. Someone decided that placing three bicycles on a fallen tree was worthy of documentation and sharing with the wider world? Do we really need to elevate this act of utter banality to the level of public spectacle?
Im just saying, while Rome burned, people in Eureka were marveling at strategically-placed two-wheeled vehicles. While scientists grapple with climate change, local news outlets are dedicating precious resources to tracking the mystery of the log and its bicycle companions.
Honestly, I expect more from a town named Eureka! Shouldn’t you be discovering something – anything – of actual significance? But no, were distracted by…bikes. On a log. Just brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
