The Universe Rewards Incompetence, Naturally
Seriously? A Kentucky man wins nearly three hundred thousand dollars because he misread a lottery ticket? Is this some elaborate cosmic joke? Because frankly, I’m starting to suspect the entire fabric of reality is built on rewarding those who actively try to fail.
I toil away, meticulously planning my finances, diligently saving, and what do I get? The crushing weight of responsibility. Meanwhile, Mr. Kentucky here can just stumble through life, apparently incapable of discerning a 7 from a 1, and gets showered with enough money to probably buy himself a lifetime supply of misplaced optimism.
It’s the perfect encapsulation of everything thats infuriating about modern existence. The diligent are punished; the hapless are rewarded. Hard work? Please. Apparently, all you need is a basic inability to read numbers correctly and suddenly you’re living the dream.
I bet hell spend it on something utterly pointless too. A giant inflatable flamingo? A lifetime subscription to a magazine about competitive pigeon grooming? Don’t even get me started. Just another testament to how the universe operates in direct opposition to any semblance of fairness or logic. I need a strong cup of tea and a very long nap.
