Seriously? Chickens? Really?
I swear, sometimes I wonder what weve come to. A sheriff’s deputy! Trained in law enforcement, equipped with vital skills for maintaining order and safety…and what does he do? Round up chickens. Chickens. Apparently, a flock of feathered freeloaders decided suburban tranquility was beneath them and took to the streets. And who gets dispatched to deal with this avian anarchy? Our brave protector of the peace!
I can just picture it: flashing lights reflecting off bewildered poultry, the deputy sighing dramatically as he attempts to herd these feathered terrorists back into their coop. Resources diverted from actual crimes—you know, things that involve, I don’t know, breaking laws? Instead were wasting taxpayer money on a chicken containment operation.
It’s just…peak ridiculousness! We have serious issues in this state – wildfires, traffic congestion, the cost of a single avocado – and our law enforcement is babysitting escaped poultry. One can only assume the chickens are organizing some sort of feathered rebellion. Theyre probably plotting to overthrow the HOA.
Honestly, I’m half expecting reports next week about a rogue squirrel holding up the local bakery. What a world. What a wonderfully, absurdly pointless world.
