The Peak of Human Ingenuity: Dogs in Costumes, Apparently
Right, let’s just unpack this for a moment. Dozens of dogs. Dressed as alligators. Fairies. Superheroes. Because apparently, the most pressing issue facing our planet is not climate change, political instability, or widespread poverty, but the sartorial needs of pampered pooches. A Rio de Janeiro Carnival street party? Of course it is. Because where else would one stage a protest against cruelty to pets – by dressing them up in ridiculous outfits and parading them around like fluffy, four-legged trophies?
Honestly, Im struggling to find the logic here. Are these dogs being saved from some terrible fate of…not wearing glittery wings? Is this elaborate charade intended to raise awareness or just generate Instagram likes? I suspect the latter.
And let’s not even start on the owners. I can only imagine the frantic Pinterest boards, the hours spent meticulously crafting tiny capes and scales, all for the fleeting validation of a few online followers. Truly, this is peak performance in human absurdity. Weve reached a point where our concern for animals manifests as elaborate photo opportunities rather than, you know, actual systemic change addressing animal welfare issues.
Frankly, I’m exhausted by it all. Just let the dogs be dogs! Perhaps theyd prefer to chase squirrels instead of posing for pictures in miniature superhero costumes. It’s a simple request, really. A small thing. But apparently, too much to ask.
