Seriously? A Zebra?!
You know, I’ve lived in Nevada for a while now. Ive seen some things. Dust devils that could swallow a minivan, tourists attempting to photograph a jackrabbit (with predictably disastrous results), and enough questionable roadside attractions to fill an entire museum dedicated to bad decisions. But this? This takes the cactus-shaped cake.
A zebra. In the road. Blocking traffic. Apparently, because someone thought it was perfectly acceptable for a zebra to be wandering around a Nevada highway. Do we not have zoning laws for escaped exotic ungulates?! I can’t even parallel park without getting a ticket, but a striped equine is just… roaming free?
Honestly, the video of this spectacle – complete with the bewildered couple filming the whole ordeal – perfectly encapsulates the absurdity of modern existence. People are stressing about inflation and avocado toast while a zebra decides to take a leisurely stroll across the asphalt! Its almost impressive in its sheer ridiculousness.
I’m not even mad, I’m just… profoundly disappointed. Disappointed that our priorities are clearly skewed somewhere between competitive eating contests and influencer marketing campaigns when theres an escaped zebra demanding immediate attention. Just once, can we have a news story that isnt about something utterly pointless? Please. I beg you.
