Seriously? A Cat? Really?!
I’m trying, I really am, to maintain a semblance of composure here. But honestly, a cat burglar? Stealing underwear? From a school? Is this some elaborate performance art piece Im missing? Because if it is, the execution is spectacularly ridiculous.
For over a year! A YEAR! This fluffy fiend has been pilfering undergarments from unsuspecting students and staff. And no one thought to set up a motion sensor camera? Were they all just shrugging and blaming mischievous pixies? One would think a school, supposedly dedicated to fostering learning and safety, might have invested in something more sophisticated than hoping the underwear-loving culprit would simply stop.
And now we have video evidence. A cat! Yes, that’s right, a feline felon with an unusual penchant for briefs and boxers. I can only imagine the school board meeting: So, the problem isnt inadequate security measures or potential harassment… its just a cat. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
This entire situation is monumentally absurd. It highlights a profound lack of seriousness, a staggering failure to address even a bizarrely specific problem with any degree of competence. I’m genuinely concerned about what other outlandish mysteries this institution allows to fester while a fluffy criminal enjoys a year-long underwear bonanza. Frankly, I need a lie down.
