A Peacock, Seriously? The State of Things, Apparently
Right. Because 2024 wasnt already bizarre enough. Now we have peacocks loose in Tennessee real estate offices. Peacocks! I swear, every time you think things can’t get any more ridiculous, the universe just throws another feathered absurdity at your face. A peacock. Wandering. At a real estate office. Do these birds even understand property values? Are they assessing curb appeal? Probably judging the landscaping while pooping on the meticulously manicured lawn.
Honestly, it perfectly encapsulates everything thats wrong with… well, everything. We’re all scrambling to buy homes in an increasingly unstable market, stressing about interest rates and square footage, and what do we get? A peacock strutting around like it owns the place. Its a visual metaphor for chaos, people! A vibrant, iridescent symbol of the utter lack of control we have over anything.
And you know what’s going to happen next? Some expert will be interviewed about “peacock behavior” and offer profound insights into their wandering patterns. We’ll all nod sagely, pretending to learn something important from a bird that clearly just wanted a better view. Just another distraction from the fact that were collectively losing our minds. A peacock. Really?
