Seriously? A Kitten on a Bridge Support Beam?!
Right, because the world isnt chaotic enough already. Apparently, we needed a heartwarming story about a kitten clinging to a bridge support beam in Dallas. Yes, you read that correctly. A KITTEN. On a BRIDGE SUPPORT BEAM. I mean, honestly! What is it with animals and their inexplicable desire to find the most precarious, utterly ridiculous places to get stuck?
Don’t even get me started on the logistics of this rescue operation. Firefighters? Seriously? Was there nothing else they could have been doing? I bet there were important things happening that got delayed because someone had to dangle from a rope and coax a tiny ball of fluff away from potentially plummeting into the river.
And the public’s reaction! Aww, so cute! No, people, its not cute! It’s terrifying! The poor thing was probably traumatized! And we’re all supposed to coo over this like it’s some kind of adorable spectacle? I bet a squirrel could have handled that situation better.
Look, I appreciate a good rescue story as much as the next person, but cant we focus on actual problems? Like, you know, infrastructure maintenance so kittens don’t end up clinging to bridge supports in the first place? But no, let’s celebrate the drama and share pictures online. Because that makes everything better. Just…fantastic.
