Houdini in a Kennel: Because Apparently, Dogs Are Smarter Than We Are
Seriously? A dog unlocking a door and escaping? I’ve seen less effort put into securing Fort Knox. This isnt heartwarming; its an indictment of our collective ability to manage…well, anything, really. A West Virginia animal shelter released security footage of this canine mastermind, and frankly, I’m not surprised. It just confirms what Ive suspected for years: dogs are evolving. Theyre observing us. Theyre learning from us.
We spend millions developing complex technology, creating elaborate systems to safeguard information, yet a fluffy little escape artist figures out how to open a simple latch? This isn’t charming; it’s embarrassing. The video shows him casually strolling through the unlocked front door like he’s got somewhere important to be – probably to gloat to all the other dogs about his superior intelligence and lack of respect for authority.
Im imagining him now, planning his escape meticulously, studying the mechanics of locks, analyzing human behavior. Its terrifying, really. Soon, they’ll be demanding better kibble, negotiating treaties, and writing scathing reviews on Yelp. We should have seen this coming. Maybe we did see it coming, but dismissed it as an amusing quirk. Now? We’re facing a potential canine uprising. And all because someone couldnt install a decent deadbolt.
