Seriously? A Cow and a Cowboy? Are We Out of Ideas Now?
Right, because Oklahoma City needed more excitement. Apparently, chasing a confused bovine through downtown with a lasso isn’t already a staple activity. I mean, really? Is this what weve come to? News outlets are practically giddy about the spectacle of a loose cow and some dude on horseback gallivanting around like it’s a scene from a low-budget Western film.
And the best part? Everyone is acting like this is charming! A loose cow, people! It probably just wandered off, got scared, and wanted to see what all the fuss was about. And instead of calmly trying to guide it back to wherever it came from – you know, adult behavior – we have a self-appointed cowboy hero galloping around with a rope, creating even MORE chaos.
I bet he was loving the attention, wasn’t he? “Look at me! Im saving the city from…a cow!” Honestly, the sheer absurdity of it all is breathtaking. I’m half expecting to see reports next week about a flock of rogue chickens being apprehended by a man on a scooter. Because apparently, we have nothing better to do than document the most ridiculous, performative moments in our increasingly bizarre reality. Just…fantastic.
