The Future is Here, Folks: Its Ribbiting!
Seriously? A police department? In Utah? Thought AI was going to solve crime and streamline paperwork, did we? Instead, we get a report claiming an officer spontaneously metamorphosed into an amphibian. Because that’s the logical outcome of letting algorithms write official documents. Apparently, some digital brain decided that officer transformed needed to be illustrated with a detailed description of a frog. A FROG!
Im trying to imagine the scene: someone reads this report and thinks, “Yep, makes total sense. We’ve got a cop-frog now.” Its not just embarrassing; it’s monumentally stupid. This isn’t progress, people. This is handing over crucial decision-making—police reports!—to machines that clearly havent grasped the concept of reality, let alone professional decorum.
And whos to blame? The programmers, naturally, who presumably thought generating a fantastical bestiary would be helpful for law enforcement. I picture them now, patting themselves on the back while the department scrambles to explain why their officer is apparently living in a pond somewhere. It’s peak absurdity, folks. A shining example of how technology, when wielded by people who seem to have missed basic critical thinking lessons, can lead us directly into the swamp – literally and figuratively.
