Seriously? A Cow? On a California Road?!
Right, because traffic isn’t already an existential threat to anyone attempting to traverse California roadways. Now we have this. A cow. Escaped. Wandering. Apparently, bovine rebellion has finally arrived. I mean, honestly, whats next? Squirrels demanding union representation? Pigeons organizing a protest against crumb scarcity?
It’s just… peak California, isn’t it? The land of sunshine, avocado toast, and escaped livestock disrupting the already fragile flow of cars. You know, because we needed another reason to be late for work, appointments, or that incredibly important yoga class.
I bet someone is out there right now crafting a heartfelt Instagram story about how precious this wandering ungulate is. Probably with filters and some overly sentimental soundtrack. Because of course they are. It’s not about the traffic jam it caused, the potential for accidents, or the general absurdity of the situation. No, its all about capturing content for social media validation.
And don’t even get me started on the inevitable news coverage. Beloved Cow Roams Free! they’ll scream, as if this is a heartwarming tale rather than a complete and utter inconvenience. I swear, sometimes I feel like living in a bizarre performance art piece directed by someone with absolutely no grasp of reality. A cow! On a road! Really?
