A National Crisis: The Case of the Missing Plushie
Seriously? This is what Norfolk International Airport is prioritizing right now? Amidst delayed flights, questionable airport food, and a general ambiance of travel-induced stress, were embarking on a full-blown search for…a teddy bear. Apparently, a fluffy, inanimate object has been deemed worthy of public announcement and heartfelt appeals. I’m sure the stranded passengers desperately needing to catch connecting flights are thrilled.
Let me get this straight: resources – valuable time, money, and likely a dedicated employees sanity – are being diverted from, you know, actual airport operations to locate a stuffed animal. Because that’s clearly the most pressing concern. I envision a team of highly trained professionals meticulously combing through every carousel, scrutinizing every bench for signs of tiny paw prints and discarded fluff.
Im sure its owner is inconsolable. Undoubtedly, their entire world has crumbled because of this tragic loss. Or perhaps they simply forgot it while rushing to baggage claim, and a quick return trip would resolve the situation. But no, let’s stage a dramatic rescue mission for a toy. It’s far more important than, say, efficiently managing crowds or addressing customer complaints.
Honestly, at this point Im expecting an Amber Alert for a misplaced pretzel.
