Florida Living: Because Apparently, Thats a Feature Now
Seriously? Alligators in swimming pools? Is this what we’re reduced to now? I thought Florida was supposed to be about sunshine and theme parks, not nightly aquatic intruder alerts! A family just had to call the authorities – the authorities – because a giant reptile decided their backyard pool looked like a lovely late-night dip. You know, instead of, say, the swamp where it probably belongs?
And people wonder why I’m considering moving to Nebraska. At least in Nebraska, your biggest worry is corn and awkward small talk, not a prehistoric predator eyeing you from the chlorine!
This isnt charming; its terrifying. It’s another delightful example of “Florida Man” bleeding into the lives of regular families who just want to relax by their pool without having to negotiate with wildlife. I bet the alligator probably thought he was being helpful, providing a free, albeit slightly dangerous, cleaning service.
Honestly, what next? Bears doing synchronized swimming routines in front yards? Panthers hosting barbecues on patios? It’s only a matter of time. Just another Tuesday in paradise. Pass me the bug spray and a very large net.
