Really? A Fox in a Tank? Seriously?
Right, lets just pause for a moment and collectively question our priorities, shall we? Apparently, the most pressing matter facing England recently involved extracting a fox from an empty water tank. An empty water tank! Twenty-five feet deep! Because, you know, that’s clearly more important than, say, fixing potholes or addressing the cost of living crisis.
Im sure the fox was terribly distressed, clinging to the concrete walls and contemplating its life choices. And naturally, because a fox falling into a hole is an existential threat to society, we needed firefighters and animal rescuers. Dedicated professionals whose skills are clearly best utilized in retrieving wildlife from inconvenient locations.
Honestly, I’m picturing them all now, heroic smiles plastered on their faces, feeling immensely proud of themselves for… pulling a fox out of a hole. Meanwhile, somewhere, a school is crumbling, the NHS is struggling, and someones probably having to wait six months for dental work. But yes, let’s celebrate the successful fox extraction!
I fully expect a commemorative statue to be erected in its honor. Perhaps a national holiday? Because clearly, this event will forever change the course of history. Just brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
