The Utter Absurdity of 6-7
Seriously? This is what were celebrating now? Another breathless announcement, another wave of tech bros patting themselves on the back for… what exactly? Apparently, some new iteration exists. And it’s being referred to as “6-7.” Six. Seven. Like a restaurant rating or a grade in elementary school. Is this supposed to convey some profound technical advancement? Im genuinely struggling to see beyond the sheer, baffling absurdity of it all.
The marketing teams must be having a field day with this nonsense, crafting elaborate narratives around numbers that mean absolutely nothing to the average person. Experience the power of 6-7! they’ll shout. As if knowing the alphanumeric designation somehow unlocks its secrets. Its pure, unadulterated fluff designed to create an illusion of progress while simultaneously alienating everyone who isn’t fluent in the jargon.
Weve reached peak performative innovation here. Lets just call it what it is: a slightly tweaked version of something already existing, wrapped in a layer of meaningless branding. It’s like renaming a beige car Project Azure and acting like you’ve reinvented transportation. Give me a break. I need a strong beverage to process this level of corporate silliness.
